God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke Is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s Continue reading →
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out Continue reading →
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inche Continue reading →
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security Continue reading →
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”. Continue reading →
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men’s restroom):Please don’t feel b Continue reading →
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get Continue reading →
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner wi Continue reading →
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The go Continue reading →
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When Continue reading →